1.I can't promise hot guys but I can promise alcohol which is close enough.
2. We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a chopstick! Or been stabbed by a sibling. Doesn't have to by a fork, swords count too.
3. There is a lotus pod with a bite taken out of it in the main hall. Just-- a bite.
4. I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
5. I smell of Emperor's Smile and I'm going to a funeral. This is my life.
[ hey! he is incredibly creative thank you very much. and attractive. wow, rude.]
Lan Zhan, I hardly think that your presence would be a burden to anyone grieving. You are usually quite calming, you know. It's what made it so fun to tease you.
[ don't be ridiculous, you could do him if you wanted. even if Wei Ying is still a little in the dark about his own emotions, about what the desperate need to tease Lan Zhan means to his heart, he isn't playing. he isn't even aware that they affect Lan Zhan at all beyond annoyance or disgust.]
Lan Zhan, isn't name-calling against one of your three thousand rules?
[mostly because he believes his feelings to be unrequited, because this playing makes him angry, this useless flirting that means nothing to wei ying but means something to wang ji.]
[ why are you doing this to him. being ignored by you is by far the worst possible thing for Wei Ying.
Wei Ying doesn't mean to play, to tease or torment not to the point where it causes actual distress. he is stupid, not cruel (though there are times perhaps, between the two of them, that there is little difference). Wei Ying doesn't quite understand why he is so desperate for Lan Zhan's attention, for his reactions no matter positive or negative, but he is. all he knows is that he wants Lan Zhan's eyes on him, whether it is to praise him or berate him.]
tfln
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[someone once said something about his preference for wearing white.]
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that probably died a while ago.]
An old friend, a merchant I met when I was in YiLing.
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how did he pass?
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maybe he did, but it died with critical thinking skills and self-preservation.]
I don't know. Not yet at least, they say he passed in his sleep. But that could mean anything.
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Do you need assistance?
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I don't think I will need assistance, but--
[ does he dare disturb the universe indeed...]
Your company would not be unwelcome.
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But oh. That's. Hmm. But to accompany Wei Ying without assisting would unduly hinder the family.]
Then my presence would burden the grieving.
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Lan Zhan, I hardly think that your presence would be a burden to anyone grieving. You are usually quite calming, you know. It's what made it so fun to tease you.
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Is that the reason?
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horrible taste why do you do this to yourself]One of them!
[ only because he was too dense to really understand why he enjoyed teasing you so much. don't worry, he is getting better at understanding it. ]
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I see. Then I will accompany you.
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....thank you. It is later today, is that too soon for you?
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also 4 bc i am shameless
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Lan Zhaaaaaan! are you on your way so I can demonstrate?
Lan Zhan.
you know it's true.
don't ignore me. Lan Zhan!
ilu3000
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Lan Zhan.
Lan Zhan.
It's so rude to ignore me.
Why won't you tell me what's absurd. Do you really not believe me?
I can prove it to you!
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[for playing with him like this, for sending suggestive messages, for always being such a shining example of everything wang ji cannot do]
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Lan Zhan, isn't name-calling against one of your three thousand rules?
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Or are you afraid that I am speaking truth?
Just think, you would also get me to stop talking for a while!
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[mostly because he believes his feelings to be unrequited, because this playing makes him angry, this useless flirting that means nothing to wei ying but means something to wang ji.]
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Wei Ying doesn't mean to play, to tease or torment not to the point where it causes actual distress. he is stupid, not cruel (though there are times perhaps, between the two of them, that there is little difference). Wei Ying doesn't quite understand why he is so desperate for Lan Zhan's attention, for his reactions no matter positive or negative, but he is. all he knows is that he wants Lan Zhan's eyes on him, whether it is to praise him or berate him.]
:C
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/steers us into au territory
yes good
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